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    [QUOTE="Weird Granny Slater"]

    'It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen...'

    A strange apparition meandering the streets of Dover was seen,
    Just two metres behind plodding along came another in place,
    Followed by many more two metres apart at a gathering pace,

    Were they really what’s been promised for the rise in our taxes?
    You know what I mean said Keith, the rising budget never relaxes,
    There was eerily no sound just a mist as they passed out of sight,
    But the ram raiders, “just shopping for food,” were given a fright.

    Fingers said to Spike, “social distancing just saved us,
    When we’ve finished this job I’m off to Specsavers!”


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