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Genuine job advert from Rapido Model Trains:
We are in the process of opening up our UK limited company and we are looking for an operations manager. This is a manager, right? Who's in charge of operations, right? Hence the name...
If you are the right person for this job, you have experience in the following areas:
Managing operations for a small- to medium-sized business
Bookkeeping or basic accounting
Hating people who use apostrophes incorrectly
Logistics, such as warehousing and packing/posting of parcels
Banking, as in using a bank and not "going up an incline"
Actually, being able to go up an incline is an asset.
Managing a small team
Being extremely organised and managing your time efficaciously
Knowing what efficaciously means
Customer service and putting out fires (not literal fires, but it is helpful if you could put those out too in case we ever make a Class 28)
Starring as Doctor Who on television, provided you also have experience managing operations for a small- to medium-sized business
If you have experience in the following areas, you need not apply:
Always - or even occasionally - or even once - referring to yourself as "one" like some toffee-nosed twit
Volunteering to be a crash test dummy
Being the CEO of a £100 million company (you are overqualified)
Routinely - and successfully - performing brain surgery (you are qualified, but in the wrong field)
"Role playing" as an arsonist but accidentally burning down buildings for real
Stealing stuff
Lying, cheating, murdering and pillaging
We have to say that we are an "equal opportunity" employer. If you refer to yourself as "one" in the interview, we will absolutely consider you fairly and then absolutely not hire you.