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    I hired out a small cottage to a builder and his family once. They seemed nice. After a few days he phoned me; there were some blowflies, he said. I said, yeah we get a few every season; they come through the roof void; just open the door and they'll fly away. OK, he said. When he handed in the keys (it's local) he said everything was fine. OK, I said. When I checked I saw he'd completely trashed the place: all the walls in piles of bricks, furniture spread around. But he'd built a small shed out of some damaged roof timbers and corrugated plastic from the car port. I was very appreciative; he'd even trapped a few blowflies in a jam jar. I returned his deposit, with half as much again in interest. Really, which bit's not to like?

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