France to ban mobile phones in schools
https://www.thelocal.fr/20171211/france-to-ban-mobile-phones-in-schools?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
And don't tell me it's all about 'safety'!
The possession of a mobile phone makes the kiddies much more likely to be the subject of street robbery and most of the little buggers are far too fat to bundle into the boot of a car to kidnap!
'If no one went no faster than what I do there'd be a sight less trouble in this world'