I thought would share with you a few true stories and wonder if anyone knows who im talking about(which forumite)
A forumite went into a pub in swansea to get a beer he asked for a pint, he was served with a half, he said i asked for a pint
the barman said you can only have a half
he said why?
The bar man said your from the funny farm down the road
the doctors been here said i can only serve you a half pint
lol
who was it?
A forumite went to a niteclub after taking a lady bk to her house
she unscrewed her wooden leg took off her wig
then said, arnt you getting into bed
he said, theres more of you on the chair and left very quickjly
lol
Who was that forumite
I assure you these are true stories
