Who was that forumite???
- Keith Sansum1
- Location: london
- Registered: 25 Aug 2010
- Posts: 23,942
6 November 2010 21:1078837I thought would share with you a few true stories and wonder if anyone knows who im talking about(which forumite)
A forumite went into a pub in swansea to get a beer he asked for a pint, he was served with a half, he said i asked for a pint
the barman said you can only have a half
he said why?
The bar man said your from the funny farm down the road
the doctors been here said i can only serve you a half pint
lol
who was it?
A forumite went to a niteclub after taking a lady bk to her house
she unscrewed her wooden leg took off her wig
then said, arnt you getting into bed
he said, theres more of you on the chair and left very quickjly
lol
Who was that forumite
I assure you these are true storiesALL POSTS ARE MY OWN PERSONAL VIEWS - 6 November 2010 21:1678838i thought of guzzler and smooth talking john goodwin, then suddenly remembered our victor's life story.
- 6 November 2010 21:1878839Second one is Vic, absolutely sure of it!!I know a million ways to always pick the wrong thing to say
- 7 November 2010 00:1078865Who is this face less person who is with us?
- Keith Sansum1
- Location: london
- Registered: 25 Aug 2010
- Posts: 23,942
8 November 2010 13:0179073I had to laugh=
Vic had me in stiches telling me all about his past and true stories
And you could well imagine Vic being in those situations
and many more.
lol 
ALL POSTS ARE MY OWN PERSONAL VIEWS - 8 November 2010 13:2279082As I said before I have had a very good and full life and most with a smile that goes with it.I would love to carry on with my life story on the forum telling you all about where I have been and what i done and still doing,and who I have met on the way .I am writing a book about it but I know i will be the only one reading it.
- 8 November 2010 13:2679083Sound like Vic's book could give Keith Richards' autobiography a run for his money!
- 8 November 2010 13:3479084Did some one talk about money ,that is the one thing I have never had
And if paul would let me my life story also would be free,I did aske the Dover Express that they could do it weeky at no cost to them ,but they never got back to me about it,but you never know. - Keith Sansum1
- Location: london
- Registered: 25 Aug 2010
- Posts: 23,942
8 November 2010 13:3579085BOB;
He's a funny guy, had a very for filled life
he's passonate for Dover
I won't ever follow his political leanings or even some times the way he tries to get his message across, but he does have that passion
I have told vic directly he can do just as much outside of the politics, but of course as iv sad thats his choiceALL POSTS ARE MY OWN PERSONAL VIEWS - 8 November 2010 19:1779163Oh Keith another bromance brewing?