i hear there is going to be a new game show is being staged in pencester gardens.it's being called [dont laugh] drunks on a pole.
the game is easy to play,a large pole will be placed in a central postion with bungie ropes attached.the beer/cider drinkers will be attached to the bungie ropes,the bait will be a 6 pack of beer/cider.as you well guess the idea with the 6 packs only just out of reach,but they get lucky and grab a 6 pack a copper will confiscate the 6 pack and proceed to empty the cans.a win win ending.
