Come gather round all ye street tipplers of Kent
with yer Nike's 'n' shell-suits 'n' elbows bent
Come now 'n' join me 'n' give forth with one voice
to praise the white cider, our tipple o' choice...
Nah!
Singin' is borin' 'n' I don't give a whit
just give me a pound, I need more of it
[if only they stuck with Kent's own, Rough Old Wife]
