'What's London got that Dover hasn't?' indeed!
I must admit that the title of the thread had me scratching my head initially and then I saw the list above of bands playing at Blackheath.
I thought half of the problem with London life was 'Fun Lovin' Criminals'? I'm surprised Acid Throwing and the Scooter-jacking weren't listed. How about Knife Crime and the Phone Theft? Gunshot and the Postcode Gang?
Anyone want to take bets on the amount of 'street crime' this year at the annual stab-fest celebration of West Indian culture which is known as the Notting Hill Carnival?
(You realise that the little buggers are often trying to 'maim' rather than kill?
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/london-stab-victim-medics-extreme-violence-call-to-stop-knife-crime-brutality-9939397.html In the 12 months to March, there were 2,028 victims of knife crime with .... such as serious infection, a colostomy bag and long-term disability.
https://www.theguardian.com/membership/2017/may/04/when-knife-victims-arrive-in-school-uniform-it-brings-it-home-to-you )
Could be a record breaker as it wends its way past Grenfell Tower unleashing quite 'understandable' anger!
'If no one went no faster than what I do there'd be a sight less trouble in this world'