howard,with your obsession with flowers in planter thingys in mind,as i waled up from the libary i had a look at the planters.in one of them i saw a giant weed growing and a caption poped to mind to put in the planters,it go's somthing like this.
a placard just behind the weed saying this,
hello my name is weed have you seen my frinds bill and ben the flower pot men be cause i am getting lonly here by myself.
