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    i know a joke about press gangs, bit of an old one though.

    the captain surveys the victims and sorts their duties out and is left with two strange looking brothers, one with massive ears and another with eyes like organ stops. after giving it a bit of thought he sends the one with eyes up into the crows nest and leaves the other one to swab the deck.

    a few days out at sea the cry comes from the crows nest "ship ahoy"!!

    the captain looks through his telescope and just sees a dot on the horizon.

    the next cry from the crows nest "and it's french".

    the captain says "how could you possibly know"?

    the retort is "my brother heard them talking".

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