Bern
Very quick and witty for a Sunday morning

Now you should get back to getting your loving husbands brekkie cooked as he lies in after a hard 'week t'mill'.
Then there's Sunday lunch for thee to prepare..being a good catholic Sundays is a no washing day so I'll let you off that particular chore. Then down t'pub at 12 for a few pints of stout and a game of crib or nap. A perfect Sunday lass.
I only saY this as I live in the relevant safety of Jersey away from your flaying arms and Irish temper.
