Warning!!! How Not To Fill In A Tax Form
- Jan Higgins
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 5 Jul 2010
- Posts: 13,931
12 January 2013 17:54209753This made me laugh, who cares if it is true or not.
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........As reported in the Valley News
Importance of Tax Return Accuracy
Here is an example of the importance of accuracy in your tax return.
HMRC has returned the Tax Return Form of a man from Evesham after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.
In response to the question "Do you have anyone dependent on you?" The man wrote "2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crack-heads, 4.4 million Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 900 thousand prisoners in over 85 jails, plus 650 idiots in Parliament and the whole of the European Commission."
HMRC stated that the response he gave was unacceptable.
His response to HMRC was, "Why, who did I leave out?"..........-----------------------------------------------------------------------
I try to be neutral and polite but it is hard and getting even more difficult at times.
------------------------------------------------------------------- - 12 January 2013 19:06209755"Baby left in hot car by Kearny mother is saved by passer-by,"
http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2012/07/baby_left_in_hot_car_in_lyndhu.html
"Suicide man saved by passer-by"
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4283841/Passer-by-saves-suicide-man-by-grabbing-ankle-as-he-jumps-off-bridge-in-China.html
"Passer-By May Have Saved Man Who Jumped Into Rogue River"
http://www.thedove.us/news/2012/05/10/passer-may-have-saved-man-who-jumped-rogue-river
"Three saved by passers-by after crash"
http://www.thisislocallondon.co.uk/news/9971450.Bean_Lane_van_fire_near_Bluewater__Three_saved_by_passers_by_after_crash/Ignorance is bliss, bliss is happiness, I am happy...to draw your attention to the possible connectivity in the foregoing.