It looks like it might have been recovered from a sodden French Bog, but it sure has the worlds worst rust problem...

! If the rest of us get a tiny patch of rust we start to pull our hair out in teeth chattering concern. Here we have the opposite laid back approach...the couldnt give a rats ass approach !
Judging by the diagonals on the front I would guess its a Citroen...but from a long time back.
Good to hear that Keef re the bikers. I saw the guy above before he got on his bike, he was completely immobile but once on his bike he was soaring! Good to see.