Today I made a cottage pie for our evening meal. Tomorrow I will tell you whether I sat in the kitchen to eat it,or at our circular 150yr old dining table,then again I may have sat in the parlour and ate my meal whilst sitting on the settee. Then again I may have eaten in all the places mentioned above but have decided not tell you where I ate it or how many seats I used. However this will be my last stand but I must stress that I did not nosh the pie standing.
I realise that this news is rivoting but I hope it will lead to me having my photo placed on the who's who section of the forum and in the Mercury and Dover Express. At this years Boxing Day dip I will enter the sea wearing my Tommy Cooper hat whilst doing the bottle glass trick and still eating my cottage pie.Until then I'll keep you guessing
