Ooh John is such a rake...but its great fun watching the rake's progress..
Oh dear Paul aka Scotchie you are certainly double booked or even triple booked-up there. Let me suggest a walk along your favourite beach, see pic below...walking is very healthy, so they tell me.. not that I do much of it, but its also cheap and economical in these times of non plenty.
Wot a picture! By Paul Scotchie Wells from his exhibition we did on the frontpage a year or so back. A romantic walk as the sun goes down is just the thing, with the gentle surf lapping against your ankles.