howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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"All that glisters is not gold."
Anybody with time to spare, a prit-stick, glitter and hundreds-and-thousands is best advised, at this time of year, to settle upon home-made cards...and leave it at that.
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howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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i bet the staff at a & e's have a good laugh at what excuses people give for damaging the family jewels.
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I was thinking along those same lines Howard. As with a man's options of cuff-links, ties etc....something for every occasion:be they formal, casual or impromptu affairs, job interviews and so on.
I had only got as far as the old eternal motherly advice regarding underwear and mishaps when crossing the roads, when I read of your similar concerns.
I, though, have had a little time to mull over such things. As I have heard of The Only Way Is Essex which, as I understand it, centres around beautification of all sorts.
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howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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tom
in the good old days gentleman would explain their predicament to the doctor as due to them doing the hoovering in their dressing gown, it fell open and it got sucked in by the nozzle.
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That is something I have yet to try Howard... hoovering my dressing gown.
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Tom it is never to late to try something new, that is if you are brave enough.
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Guest 710- Registered: 28 Feb 2011
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Dyson with danger? Or Jewelling Banjos?
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I remember the story of the chap who went to A&E after finding lots of sequins on his face. Doctors were puzzled but decided that it was a rare case of a man locating his wife's glitteris.
I'm an optimist. But I'm an optimist who takes my raincoat - Harold Wilson
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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that reminds me of a visit to the dentist some time back when i was told that i would feel a small prick, i replied that if i did my solicitors would get involved.
couldn't post that on here though.
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Thought you did that every morning, Howard.
I'm an optimist. But I'm an optimist who takes my raincoat - Harold Wilson