Brian Dixon
- Location: Dover
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get dancing.
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Captain Haddock
- Location: Marlinspike Hall
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Just back from Dover. Only 15.00 and the town was already getting into Halloween mood.
Market Square and Cannon Street already full of people dressed in dishevelled garb staggering around with blank look in their eyes clutching traditional festive can of strong lager. Well done Dover!
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Brian Dixon
- Location: Dover
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never mind bob called these guys out.
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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Courtesy of News Thump.
A dad who is usually the first to label anyone a nonce if they even look at his son is sending his child out into the world to gather sweeties from strangers.Simon Williams, 39, is dressing his ten-year-old son up as a vampire and then sending him out into the street.
“He’ll be fine; he’s very smart. That’s why he wears glasses,” confirmed Mr Williams.
“Usually I’m very paranoid about who my son talks to. His doctor asked him to take his shirt off last month, and I nearly decked the pervy prick.“But tonight is Halloween which means I can take a little holiday to the other side of the paranoia spectrum and send little Timmy to that house down the road where that dodgy supply teacher lives.”
Timmy Williams, 10, said, “I love this time of year.“Usually I’m not even allowed down the corner shop by myself as dad reckons I will get bundled into a van.“But tonight I can knock on the doors of total strangers and eat whatever they put in my hand with reckless abandon.
“Cracking.”
Brian Dixon
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#2.
Just returned from DEAL....say no more.
Captain Haddock
- Location: Marlinspike Hall
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Just had a group of young kids 'trick or treating' at door so I've given them cigarettes.
Kids love them and hopefully parents will stop them coming round next year.
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howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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Captain Haddock wrote:Just had a group of young kids 'trick or treating' at door so I've given them cigarettes.
Kids love them and hopefully parents will stop them coming round next year.
I am more into the spirit and tradition of the event Bob, I egged the little buggers.
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Brian Dixon
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and I gave them chocolate sprouts, real sprouts that is lol