Unfortunate accident

• howard mcsweeney1

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  24 January 2013     20:50211863
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  i am left wondering how the trigger got cocked.
  
  
  http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/security-guard-accidentally-shoots-penis-off-with-illegal-gun-8465579.html
• Guest 698

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  24 January 2013     21:02211865
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  I think half-cocked is nearer the mark, Howard.
  I'm an optimist. But I'm an optimist who takes my raincoat - Harold Wilson
• Guest 710

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  24 January 2013     21:07211866
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  Rumour has it that dum-dum bullets are named after a village in India, and not target-market specific. Nevertheless, a great loss to the marksmen community.
  Ignorance is bliss, bliss is happiness, I am happy...to draw your attention to the possible connectivity in the foregoing.
• howard mcsweeney1

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  24 January 2013     21:31211871
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  was expecting a few more appendage related jokes from our members by now(no pun intended).
• Brian Dixon

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  25 January 2013     06:20211906
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  well he has some balls then.
• Guest 661

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  25 January 2013     06:26211907
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  bit of a d*** head really.
  A dog is just not for christmas save some for boxing day
• Guest 703

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  25 January 2013     11:47211951
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  This story isn't about police hunting a naked man with a golden chopper in spite of the URL title
  
  http://www.thisiskent.co.uk/Nude-man-snow-hunted-30-police-chopper-Golden/story-17958126-detail/story.html
• Guest 710

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  25 January 2013     11:54211952
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  " a little hamlet"?
  
  It has been cold of late.
  Ignorance is bliss, bliss is happiness, I am happy...to draw your attention to the possible connectivity in the foregoing.
• Guest 641

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  25 January 2013     12:29211954
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  Nice to hear that a woman was concerned for the young man's welfare
  
  Trinidad's security guards should take note of the old saying, ' Is that a gun in your pocket........', certainly not pleased
• howard mcsweeney1

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  25 January 2013     12:35211957
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  re 8
  
  
  very observant tom, not sure if they still sell "tom thumbs".