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OK MR Matcham,I have got the long bit sorted out,trying to get my head round the short bit,I don't think I will join MR Matcham as it all sounds rather boring to me,the policies seem to be,1,I am on the fiddle but not as much as some,but then I own half of Scotland so it doesn't matter much and of course it was a mistake how much I claimed,and 2.I saw someone from the Telly.
Oh and by the way MR.Matcham,I don't have to look behind me because Tower Hamlets know that of all the Cllrs it has had in recent years I work the hardest,but if you think you can do better,stand.It could be intresting if I am selected,you see all I want for Tower Hamlets is the BEST and if you think you are better than me you might get elected.By the way I am also one of the best at the train station and as I have been there for 36 years I will keep my Day job,as 1.It pays.2.My free railway passes are worth a bit,and3.My pension is stacking up.
as like BarryW,I am quite good at finacial affairs and I won't have to work until your age.