Some of you will have seen this story over the weekend. The former Mayor of Tewkesbury, who is currently a serving Councillor of note, and heavens a Conservative at that, is a member of the dastardly gang called The Outlaws. These are heavy dudes with real weapons at their disposal, having bumped off a rival Hells Angel on the M6 motorway last summer in a blaze of media frenzy. You might remember it...the talk was of open warfare between the biker fraternity.
Just to apease them in case they're looking in, here is a nice picture..
But it made me speculate as to what dark secrets the Tories around here have...what murky pasts lurk in their social undergrowth?
Does Nigel Collor have a fat bob Harley in his garden shed ? Hmmmm.. Is it him that roars through town in the dead of night!?
Was Paul Watkins the lead singer with bikers favourite Led Zeppelin in their early years? Did he have to quit through drink and drugs and rock'n'roll?
Does Roger Walkden have a throbbing engine between his legs at weekends?
Does Sue Nicholas have an alternative life as a Big Momma??
Speculation is rife here at Doverforum headquarters...
All Labour Councillors were of course choirboys!