howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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Brian Dixon
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#2
just like that,the old ones are the best.
Guest 753- Registered: 23 May 2012
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#3
My favourite is the one about Rembrandt and Stradivarius.
I was in the loft and found an old oil painting and a worn out violin.
I brought them to an expert and he said,
`What you`ve got there is a Stradivarius and a Rembrandt!
Unfortunately, Stradivarius was a terrible painter and Rembrandt made rotten violins!!!!!!!!`
Guest 710- Registered: 28 Feb 2011
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Loads of...
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howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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#5
One of my favourites was " i woke up last night there was a tap on the window, last time i employ that plumber".
Guest 705- Registered: 23 Sep 2010
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#6
My favourite:-
...I was at the doctors with a sore throat -and he told me to go over to the window and stick my tongue out. I put it in again and said "did you see the problem Doc?"... "No" he replied - "I just don't like the bloke across the road"
Never give up...