Let's try chuckles...
A woman is sipping on a glass of wine while sitting on the patio next to her husband. She says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you."
Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"
She replies, "It's me . . . talking to the wine
.met a beautiful woman last night and i told her that i wanted to take her home and make love to her in the bedroom, in the living room, in the dinning room, in the bathroom, in the kitchen.......she was a bit disapaonted when she saw my caravan!
Now...what if MEN got PREGNANT!
~ Maternity leave would last for two years....with full pay.
~There would be a cure for stretch marks.
pregnant belly ~Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
~Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
~All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
~Children would be kept in the hospital until potty trained.
~Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
~They wouldn't think twins were so cute.
~Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
~Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
~They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
~Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.
~Women would rule the world.
Through Google from places various.
