1. Alan's view of women (only joking!)
2. Text speak - I'm with you on that one Barry W
3. People that push in front of you in the queue by sideling up behind someone else and making out they were already there.
4. Holding the door open for someone only to have 10 other people breeze past without out so much as a thank you.
5. People that start a sentence with "Sorry to interrupt your lunch" No you're not; if it isn't a dire emergency it can wait until I have finished.