From the BBC
A middle aged man, sporting naked moobs, who is known to many,has been injured while holidaying for the umpteenth time far from the sharks of Cornwall and the wild cats of Woking, when a cow fell from on high frightened, so the story goes, by cattle-grid rolling sheep. The cow lit upon his caravan while he was longingly searching the coastal vista for topless sunbathers, a practice newly banned in his chosen resort of Frinton.
No eggs were broken, as far as is known, during this incident. We must add that contrary to our previous reports of this story Mr J Prescott was not involved and so could indeed be still running the country.
