The Shire, the land of the Hobbits, was overrun by supporters of the white wizard, counciller what was his name... who turned to Mordor,
But Gandolf the Grey, friend of the Hobbits, who became the new White Wizard, had confiscated his crystal ball.
The Hobbits became more distressed as the new Chancellor placed taxes on their tobacco weed, and started knocking down their round dwellings and replacing them with cement blocks.
But the Hobbits united to confront their oppressors...
