howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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Guest 710- Registered: 28 Feb 2011
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#2
It all reads like a reworking of the MPs expenses scandal...
""That was a drunken mistake," "
" "I needed the money to pay for TV in each of the five bedrooms, as the kids have ADHT and I have to keep them in." "
"In Liverpool, a claimant insisted that she did not have a relationship with a man who stayed at her home most nights of the week."
Ignorance is bliss, bliss is happiness, I am happy...to draw your attention to the possible connectivity in the foregoing.
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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#3
my favourite was the chap that had an evil twin in pakistan that had 5 children that were born the same day as his and were given the same names.
could happen i suppose.
Guest 710- Registered: 28 Feb 2011
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#4
Yes Howard, and neither brother had sexual relations with 'that' woman.
Ignorance is bliss, bliss is happiness, I am happy...to draw your attention to the possible connectivity in the foregoing.
Guest 657- Registered: 13 Mar 2008
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#5
Having worked as a fraud investigator in the DSS (as it was then) I've heard a few excuses over the years. One that I always remember was a woman who when asked who the father of her child was said that she couldn't remember as she was 'being sick out of a taxi window at the time'!!
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"FRAUDSTERS from Folkestone have secured their town a place in a list highlighting bad excuses for benefit fraud.
One man from the town interviewed regarding failing to declare his night-watchman job said: "I only claim benefits during the day - what I do at night is my own business."...
http://www.thisiskent.co.uk/Folkestone-s-laughable-excuses-benefit-fraud/story-19740032-detail/story.html#axzz2dpHYXQyYIgnorance is bliss, bliss is happiness, I am happy...to draw your attention to the possible connectivity in the foregoing.
Guest 698- Registered: 28 May 2010
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That reminds me of an incident many years ago when I was in the City. One of my staff disappeared from his trading desk for nearly an hour and when he returned he had obviously been to the barber's. When I berated him for having his hair cut on company time he replied: "Well, it grows in company time."
I'm an optimist. But I'm an optimist who takes my raincoat - Harold Wilson