Well Im thrilled to see such 'entente cordiale' breaking out with our extreme opposite political poles. Great stuff indeed, but just for a moment imagine if Keefy had been able to accept and was seduced into BarryWs comfortable pad..how would the conversation have went...how would the event have unfurled?
Act one scene one: Keef sinks comfortably into the soft sofa, after a few cups of convivial Arabica ..followed by a bit of general conversation about birds bees and trees... BarryW suddenly slides the obvious one into the conversation.
"...now that you can see how wonderfully David Cameron is doing Keef, might you consider a fully paid up opportunity right now to join us Conservatives and take this wondrous moment in time to help move the country forward..lets be doing for good with the inconveniences of trade unions, lets get us out of the sovereignty sapping european union, and lets make sure that Gorgeous Georgeous remains our glorious chancellor forever as he is doing soooo well. Mrs Thatcher had it sooooo right, you must agree. She kicked Scargill in the gooleys, gave much more power to Rupert Murdoch, and in the fine style of enterprisation sold off all our housing stock to yuppies..."
" A great catalogue of events you must agree..."
Keef by this stage feeling even more comfortable is stuck for an answer to this cuddly charm offensive and realises he has been accosted and seduced by the soft soak and the comfortable surroundings, but what would Keefs answer be...would he be seduced??
