Guest 645- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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Staffordshire should stop swimming lessons during Ramadan to ensure that Muslim pupils do not swallow water a local council has suggested.
Why not ban Muslim students from swimming during Ramadan and allow the other pupils to continue their lessons.
Marek
I think therefore I am (not a Tory supporter)
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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i saw that, stoke on trent council i believe.
i doubt that allah the merciful would consign kids downstairs for accidentally swallowing water.
sounds to me like a pen pusher looking to be seen as active when they decide who to boot out due to cutbacks in funding.
Brian Dixon
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 23 Sep 2008
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why not get the local priest to bless the water to make it holy water.
Guest 690- Registered: 10 Oct 2009
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At the end of the day, it`s all H2O.
Tell them that I came, and no one answered.
That's not the point Brian, even though you're suggestion is very amusing. I think Marek has the sensible answer to this situation. Let the non-mussies do their lessons and consign the mussies to learning English, Maths and English history.
That way everyone is a winner.
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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brian
my understanding is that a fatwah is already in the post, winging its way to you.
paulb
looks like you can let in a new member to replace brian.
Brian Dixon- Location: Dover
- Registered: 23 Sep 2008
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howard,it will be winging back faster than the speed of sound marked return to sender.
paulb,dont worry my nuclear bunker is fully stocked and the armourd division is on 2 hours notice.
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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brian
if i can tip you off here, if al quaeeda come for you, just try to calm them down with soothing words then invite them in for a beer and a bacon roll.
Guest 698- Registered: 28 May 2010
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In Arabic, the word al qaeda means a place where people sit. It can be a lounge, a garden, and in some dialects it is a slang word for toilet.
PG.
I'm an optimist. But I'm an optimist who takes my raincoat - Harold Wilson
Guest 645- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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If confronted beg and forgiveness for mercy cos under their 'law' they must grant it.....but then again they may just say what the hell and top you
Marek
I think therefore I am (not a Tory supporter)
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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al qaeda a slang word for toilet?
having given that some thought that seems rather appropriate.
no offence meant to our murderous friends.
Dear God...........
I appear to be about to lose all my posting chums to a cull!
Brian Dixon- Location: Dover
- Registered: 23 Sep 2008
- Posts: 23,940
i might bribe them with chicken kebabs and beer chasers.
