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    Maud's reply...

    Maud's not coming into the station
    Thanking you just the same.
    Though he looks so pure
    You can be quite sure
    he's onto your little game.
    Maud knows he's being damping -
    (And how damp you already must be)
    But Maudie is now decamping
    To his lovely hot-water B.

    [with apologies to Joyce Grenfell]

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