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As we can see, the Prime Minister has to go oversees to the leader of a foreign government in order to try to negotiate who rules over Britain, and to ask and beg if Britain could be ruled to a lesser measure by a foreign parliament.
He will no doubt explain in private that his party has slumped to 27% popularity among those who would vote, while those who won't vote are the majority. That with about 15% support among the general electorate, his party needs a promise of renegotiation of foreign supremacy over Britain, else his party stands to be swept away at the next General Election.
Meanwhile, the Slovenian government will be sounding a serenade under Frau Merkel's window, followed by: "can you toss us a 20 billion Mark note out of your window, Gnaedige Frau?".
Ireland's government will have meanwhile realised they cannot repay the bailout installments, and will ask for a referendum for a renegotiation of repaying tens of billions of euro to foreign countries, and will be told to prepare two referendum dates, the second just in case....
Cyprus just discovered they need a further 7 billion euro, they must sell their golden wedding rings, and all earrings and necklaces....(this because their savings may be utterly confiscated, so they will have to live somehow).
While the PM is begging a foreign leader to alleviate the rule of a foreign parliament over Britain, directors of Britain's top share companies will be figuring out next year's bonuses for themselves.
To the tune: I, me and myself, ha ha ha, tout le monde est une merde!