Yes indeed we have Keef under surveilance. Glad he didnt manage to shake off our man incognito..young Howard, who pursued him into the dark recesses of downtown Folkestone. And only the foolhardy go there as we know. Our net even spread as far as Ashford!
However do not approach Keef ( thats him pictured) as he has been known to carry a copy of 'The Thoughts of Chairman Mao' in his pocket and may regale you with same ...if approached!
The reason we are in pursuit of Keef is that we are endeavouring to swap this left wing mantra, this left wing tome, for something a bit more modern, something that he can slip into his pocket...I might just be so bold as to mention my own book at this juncture just out in all bookshops £7.99. Its called..
'David Cameron's Privatisation Plans for the NHS'
This will be very beneficial for Keef and bring him right up to speed. He is bound, leather bound, to love that one!
