It's a hard life for our fellow citizens in Canterbury. Just look at the way they
are living...such miserable squalor...houses leaning sideways. Doors tilting to the right and unbelievably small too. Its a shock to the sensibilities. How can we let them live like this, why dont we do something to fix their plight. Start up a collection, pass the hat round.
Guys like Big David Hannent and Andrew Stucken would need a never ending supply of plasters for their foreheads...as it would be a long life for them of head butting the door frame, and trying to remember to duck after late nights of revelry in the local pub.
Even Charles Dickens himself was drawn to remark upon it all ...
"It is a very old(odd) house indeed and bulging out over the road!"
Living here could result in the occupier having a serious balance problem, perhaps eventually leading to vertigo itself, a very nasty complaint indeed and not something that can be cured by putting a poultice on it.
It surely is an oddity of extreme bewilderment that tourists want to go and look at such monstrosities...how they can bypass our very own maze of proliferating concrete in St James's..well I just don't know. We have such a carpark to die for...all made with reinforced concrete and a magnificent example of 20th century vision. I mean...that house in Canterbury has been there since 1647 and clearly needs demolishing. What about Elf and Safety for a start!?
