Jan - you get used to Keith getting all po-faced politically correct.
By the way - what makes you think Brian was kidding?
He is a very strange chap you know, not quite up with the 21st Century.
Most of us these days fix the chain to the bed, within range of a microwave and computer so dinner can be ordered in, take-aways or tv dinners. Who needs a kitchen after all! A strict credit limit applied to on-line shopping of course....
