Howard following your suggestion I have tried to contact the aformentioned pillars of society this morning.
Alas Mr Keys has gone awol...was seen leaving in a fast car murmuring tomes of disenchantment over life, the universe, and everything in between...and sobbing openly about the loss of his Sky contract.
Andy Gray on the other hand was available and wants to know if we can fix him up, off mike, with the long limbed centre forward in the above shot. I tried to explain to him that the picture was taken in 1922 or 1923 but it didnt put him off in the slightest...
