How do you know you're a Dovorian?
If a Dovorian you wish to be
you must first embody
traits one, two and three...
First;
Be free with opinion
with no self control
maintain a focus on
more than one goal
Second;
Assert: That, whether inland or coast,
that nowhere else can possibly boast
of anything beautiful, no matter what
"They don't have nothing Dover's not got!"
Third;
(and this puts the cherry upon the cake)
Develop a demeanour nobody can fake
that: Yes there may be much to deplore
about the home-town you now do adore
Dover upon everyone is certain to grow
your a Dovorian, that's how you know!
I 'see' that you're all too dumbfounded to speak
please be assured that the above has tongue firmly in cheek.
