quote - "Who was it who said you have to kiss a lot of toads before you find your prince?"
Amongst others, Princess Diana.
Except it was frogs for her. She even had a frog mascot on her car, given to her by Prince Charles, when they were engaged.
I;m not keen on frogs - they jump. Normally towards me. But I do like toads. There are some in the garden. None with little crowns on, though.
quote - "What is the big deal about toilet seats? Is it that men are strong enough to lift them but women are incapable of lowering them?"
Nope. It's women who sit on the throne.
