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• howard mcsweeney1

  • Location: Dover
  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
  • Posts: 62,352
  16 March 2011     13:2097095
  #1      
  

  
  
  maybe some of our members can point clive in the right direction?
• Guest 698

  • Registered: 28 May 2010
  • Posts: 8,664
  16 March 2011     13:3297099
  #2      
  Try this, Clive:
  
  http://yawoot.com/post/2239
  I'm an optimist. But I'm an optimist who takes my raincoat - Harold Wilson
• Guest 710

  • Registered: 28 Feb 2011
  • Posts: 6,950
  16 March 2011     14:1697107
  #3      
  An interesting self-portrait Howard.
  Ignorance is bliss, bliss is happiness, I am happy...to draw your attention to the possible connectivity in the foregoing.
• Guest 645

  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
  • Posts: 4,463
  16 March 2011     14:2197109
  #4      
  Howard
  
  Was last seen in a red telephone box placing an order with his preferences.
  Marek
  I think therefore I am (not a Tory supporter)
• Melissa Pile

  • Location: Dover
  16 March 2011     15:0597119
  #5      
  Lol love this i know plenty of ladyboys couldnt possibly name them tho
• Guest 695

  • Registered: 30 Mar 2010
  • Posts: 426
  17 March 2011     01:1697223
  #6      
  Peter, that did make me chuckle, especially how you came across it. Has Clive been signed up as a member yet Howard?
• howard mcsweeney1

  • Location: Dover
  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
  • Posts: 62,352
  17 March 2011     10:2997245
  #7      
  not too sure about that tony, his hobby may not fit in with a family forum.
• Guest 695

  • Registered: 30 Mar 2010
  • Posts: 426
  17 March 2011     11:3797253
  #8      
  Maybe you should call him to discuss
• Melissa Pile

  • Location: Dover
  17 March 2011     19:1197332
  #9      
  Sounds like this Clive guy has got a new friend Have we checked out this number make sure we dont know them already and they are trading under a false name
• howard mcsweeney1

  • Location: Dover
  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
  • Posts: 62,352
  17 March 2011     19:1497334
  #10      
  i hope he does not read the forum, he may not be aware of the joke his mates have played on him.
  
  much the same as dirty dave's sex shop.
• Melissa Pile

  • Location: Dover
  17 March 2011     19:2097337
  #11      
  I dont know any Daves except one ............
• Terry Nunn

  • Location: London Road, Dover
  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
  • Posts: 4,321
  25 March 2011     13:5498646
  #12      
  From a shop two doors along........
  
  A Dyson Hoover!
  
  

  

  
  
  
  Now where's my Parker Biro?
  
  Terry
  Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
• howard mcsweeney1

  • Location: Dover
  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
  • Posts: 62,352
  25 March 2011     15:4698649
  #13      
  most of us make that mistake in our speech, i use the term the place needs hoovering when i own a vax, biro is another one that just means a ball point pen in everyday parlance.
  
  can't think of any others at the moment, i bet some of our members can.
• Guest 698

  • Registered: 28 May 2010
  • Posts: 8,664
  25 March 2011     16:2798652
  #14      
  In parts of the middle east, lorries are colloquially known in Arabic as bedfords (pronounced bidfad). It is common to see adverts for 'Bedford Mercedes' or 'Bedford Volvo'.
  I'm an optimist. But I'm an optimist who takes my raincoat - Harold Wilson
• Guest 645

  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
  • Posts: 4,463
  25 March 2011     16:4698657
  #15      
  Ewbank for a non electric carpet sweeper. I'm referred to as a Dogsbody ( the hired help and father)
  Marek
  I think therefore I am (not a Tory supporter)
• Terry Nunn

  • Location: London Road, Dover
  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
  • Posts: 4,321
  25 March 2011     16:5398658
  #16      
  I'm often asked to say something on the Tannoy.
  
  
  And I believe "give me a bell" comes from Edison Bell, not the tinkling thing.
  
  Terry
  Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?