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   TheThinWhiteDuke wrote:

  
  
  I was downtown tonight and could not believe the racket one of them was making. Just how they can squawk (read: SCREAM) so loudly and for so long from seemingly just one intake of breath... ?
  
  Incredible lung capacity and breath control these fu***rs have.
  
  Would put Freddie Mercury to shame.

  
  
  Equally, try singing "It's Only Make Believe" (Conway Twitty, Glen Campbell et al). It would be a challenge for even the most vociferous and pulmonarily well-endowed seagull, if only someone would train the buggers to sing.
  
  I know.
  
  I tried it once and turned blue.

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