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On Thursday last (rubbish collection day here) herring gulls had torn open a domestic rubbish bag and spilled most of its contents over the road and pavement. The bag had been placed next to a bin, but not in the bin. The neighbour outside whose house most of the rubbish had ended up knocked on the door of the house the rubbish had originated from. She raised some sleepy head, and both proceeded to stare at the rubbish in the road. Later they were joined by another neighbour, and all three then stared at the rubbish in the road. The three then returned to their respective houses, left the rubbish where it was, the bin men came along, collected the domestic rubbish bag (with very little left in it by this time) and left the rest in the road.
It's clear the herring gulls were to blame for this.
Perhaps MW might like to give us his slant on the military industrial complex, Dickens, muesli, LED bulbs, hip replacements, reality tv shows, spooks, the decline of the english murder, open toed sandals (with or without socks), Freud, Brexit, witch trials, paracetamol, replacement sash windows, whether poetry or the short story is the perfect literary art form, baseball caps, lasagna, Jeffrey Epstein, toast, German Idealist philosophy, the weather, unicorns or Schumann (Robert or Clara).
I get his thing about 'seagulls'.