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A Body By The Wayside
There was a body by the wayside
discovered by chance by the way
at first it was thought to be suicide
but none could discount foul-play
It was disfigured beyond recognition
not young though fairly well dressed.
(To enquire further is not our commission
as there's no news that anyone's missed)
A Post Mortem tho' was conducted
before a Coroner each were arraigned
with all duty performed as instructed
in hopes that the death be explained
Identification was pure conjecture...
Few clues to be found at the scene...
Rumoured to state "misadventure"...
Too little to know what had been...
The Coroner studied the findings
heard witnesses cry alas'n'alack
the Police added no fresh tidings
when up-spoke a chap at the back...
"I fancy I know what transpired
I wager I knew well the diseased
he's likely as not simply expired
through neglect life simply ceased
I knew him as Freedom and Ruth
(well loved he was hereabouts)
I knew him as Justice and Truth
until we all voted for louts"
The Coroner read out his finding
(and when over he gave a low bow)
The Court's verdict: 'Death by drowning'
By drowning in apathy's slough.
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