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Two chaps walking down the road with a large dog on a leash. The dog squats and strains...one man then hands the leash to the other, the one now holding the leash must deal with the poop...they walk on, conducting themselves in the same way...
A chap meets with a bank manager...
"Gud moning Mr. Bank Manager Sir."
"Good morning to you Mr. Potential Customer Sir, what can I do for you today?"
"I wish buy house, many house, many large house!"
"Certainly Sir, we can certainly help you with that. Will you be depositing your money with us today?"
"I haf no monies. I haf medium to long-term plan! I haf many relatives in old country."
"Oh, I see, or at least, I think I see. Just what is you plan?"
"You give me much monies, I buy many house, many large house, I send for relatives, relatives live in houses cheek-by-jowl - like back home in old country, Beautiful Government pays all Housing Benefit and + + etc., relatives pay me, I pay you and send much monies to old country to buy much property and many votes...soon me mighty big Politician in old country, send much business your way!"
"Cash or cheque?"
"No, no! Not Ckeck...me..."
Two very old stories, is there such a thing as a new one?