howard mcsweeney1 wrote:this rather amusing take on the programme has been sent to me.
...is really looking forward to tonight's Question Time and hoping
that the audience is representative of Dover as a whole. For this the BBC will need:
1. 28 Roma Gypsies is shell suits, at least half of whom are pregnant. For added authenticity, they should have blocked the Town Hall steps with pushchairs.
2. 14 obese ladies in their early 20s, wearing leggings, a 'Lonsdale' sweatshirt and accompanied by a vicious, anvil-headed dog.
3. 71 local councillors of assorted political persuasions, none of whom should possess the mental capacity to find his or her own arse with both hands.
4. A local businessman with the pleasing habit of saying what everyone else is thinking. A Dover Athletic supporting newsagent would fit the bill, perhaps?
5. A tax lawyer who visits Dover once in a blue moon. He'll need to evade all the questions and find different ways to say "it's all Labour's fault!" with nauseating regularity.
Should be able to manage all that, should't we!?
Ross, I don't think anybody outside of Dover could be so accurate.
And for those who suspect its my work I'm afraid I can't claim it, even though point 3 sums things up perfectly.
The cat is out of the bag councillors, you've all been found out.
