Guest 655- Registered: 13 Mar 2008
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22 August 2010
21:5666829#1
Gen Charles de Gaule: 'China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese'
Vice President Al Gore: 'A zebra does not change its spots'
Vice President Dan Quayle: 'It's time for the human race to enter the solar system'
Brooke Shields: 'Smoking kills. if your killed, you've lost a very important part of your life'
Ian Macaskill: 'An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage'
Jimmy Carter in Warsaw, Poland in 1978 said something translated to his hosts as 'I desire the Poles carnally'
Guest 702- Registered: 9 Jul 2010
- Posts: 241
22 August 2010
21:5966833#2
I always liked Murry Walkers "Murryisms" such as:
Either the car is stationary, or it's on the move.
Even in five years time, he will still be four years younger than Damon Hill.
He can't decide whether to leave his visor half open or half closed.
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
- Posts: 62,352
22 August 2010
22:0066834#3
not forgetting the great president bush with his "the french do not have a word for entrepeneur".
Guest 690- Registered: 10 Oct 2009
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22 August 2010
22:0266835#4
Albert Michelson, the American laureate from June 1894; All that remains to do in physics is fill in the sixth decimal place. (I can`t believe I said that).
Tell them that I came, and no one answered.
Guest 700- Registered: 11 Jun 2010
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22 August 2010
22:1866842#5
More pearls...
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge . . . mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the joy.
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get!
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
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Ross Miller
- Location: London Road, Dover
- Registered: 17 Sep 2008
- Posts: 3,709
22 August 2010
22:3066845#6
Tony Blair - I never predict anything and I never will do.
Murray Mexted (NZ Rugby commentator and ex player) - You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that.
The classic cricket commentary pearl of wisdom, (though neither commentator admits to it) We welcome World Service listeners to the Oval, where the bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey.
"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." - James Dean
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength,
While loving someone deeply gives you courage" - Laozi
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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22 August 2010
22:3866848#7
that was the legendary brian johnston with the cricket bit.
who could ever forget that wonderful moment when ian botham was trying to avoid running into the stumps and brian stated " he is having trouble trying to get his leg over, followed by giggles in the background, brian then stifling a giggle says stop it aggers, at which point the whole commentary team collapsed into gales of laughter.
Ross Miller- Location: London Road, Dover
- Registered: 17 Sep 2008
- Posts: 3,709
22 August 2010
23:5866850#8
Ah but Johnners has never admitted to the the "bowler's Holding.." comment and there is no known recording of it
"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." - James Dean
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength,
While loving someone deeply gives you courage" - Laozi
Jan Higgins
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 5 Jul 2010
- Posts: 13,931
23 August 2010
09:2466863#9
Who cares it is still funny.
Brian Johnston was the only reason to have anything to do with cricket.
My husband would have brained me if he heard that remark, he spent nearly all his spare time watching Kent at Canterbury.
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23 August 2010
09:3766869#10
I like Bart simpsons eat my shorts .
23 August 2010
09:4966876#11
Colemanball: As Juantorena comes off the bend he opens his legs and shows his class.
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
- Posts: 62,352
23 August 2010
10:5566898#12
david coleman always gave murray walker a run for his money.
