howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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21 August 2010
19:4266557#1
apparently dover coastguard was alerted yesterday over a sighting of a crocodile swimming of the beach at boulogne-sur-mer.
the spineless local fled the area.
it transpires that the reptile was merely a lump of wood but did look rather threatening.
21 August 2010
20:0666562#2
Howard - you could get a nasty splinter if you weren't careful..............better safe than sorry. Pass the tweezers.
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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21 August 2010
20:2466567#3
it all reminds me of that joke from the 1980's when the irish bloke with a shampoo allergy was trying to help out the poor africans.
he managed to get the then prime minister margaret thatcher(does anyone remember her) to visit a poor african village.
the first stop was a leper colony, she states that they are just malingerers, then onto a school with one teacher and 350 pupils who all manage to walk barefoot through the jungle for hours to attend classses, she says that it is good for the character.
finally exasperated, bob takes her out to a swamp where a local is being swallowed by a crocodile.
mrs thatcher then exclaims "i thought you said these people were poor, that one there has a lacoste sleeping bag".
Guest 690- Registered: 10 Oct 2009
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21 August 2010
20:4166571#4
I think someone threw that lump of wood into the sea as a joak.
Tell them that I came, and no one answered.
22 August 2010
08:5966626#5
