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    I have decided to pack in packing up. I once stood for 100 local parish councils and UKTwits unopposed. I was elected as everyone else failed to attend due to a riveting tV programme.. called ''watching paint dry'' with Bob the Builder that was showing that same evening.

    I never attended any meetings but it did succeed in my name and photograph being published as the village idiot in the ..''Daily Blabbermouth'' owned by Dandelion and Burdock, Ruperts cousin.

    Once elected even though obtaining NO votes whatsoever I decided ,as usual, to pack it all in having done nothing at all. So please accept this public packing in of me packing up as just another publicity stunt which will hopefully get my name back into and on the local news channel and press.

    I shall however continue to mis-spell partys,commitee (sic) and proceed with my my fight to save the peoples port from evil developers who are hell bent on improving Dover and it's surroundings villages .

    God save King Charles Cocker Spaniels.

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