Guest 645- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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#1
Look away now if you are a male and suffer from a nervous disposition ,a woman yesterday appeared in court charged with biting off her lover's testicles.999 operators said he was in so much agony they struggled to understand what he was saying.
Martin, 45, was rushed to hospital where he underwent emergency surgery to re-attach his genitals. His girlfriend Maria Topp, 43, yesterday appeared at Newcastle Crown Court charged with grievous bodily harm
She pleaded not guilty but the judge told her not to speak with her mouth full....no he didn't I just made that last bit up,,,anyone for a cadburys creme egg?...
Marek
I think therefore I am (not a Tory supporter)
Guest 653- Registered: 13 Mar 2008
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#2
Ouch indeed Marek - happy Easter; I'll decline the egg thanks.
Roger
Guest 640- Registered: 21 Apr 2007
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#3
Ouch! it makes your eyes water just thinking about it
its sheer cannibalism I say...best to stick to choccy eggs
#4
Eye watering, or mouth watering - depends on your point of view........
Guest 663- Registered: 20 Mar 2008
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#5
O no sounds very painfull
the chocy option would have been much better
Guest 641- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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#6
Doesn't bear thinking about, was it lockjaw?
Guest 710- Registered: 28 Feb 2011
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#7
It goes to show it does pay to heed the warning notices on some ladies..."May contain..."
Ignorance is bliss, bliss is happiness, I am happy...to draw your attention to the possible connectivity in the foregoing.
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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#8
very dry tom !!
unlike the lady in question.
Brian Dixon
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 23 Sep 2008
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#9
probably thought it a jumbo sausage without batter.