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  i can see your dilemna here bob, i can only say that once the rot has set in, it is unstoppable.
  the best you can do is mingle in so that you do not get noticed.
  
  firstly your attire should consist of mainly "snide" sportswear, with trainers in prison white, a hooded top, ideally with a check baseball cap under the hood itself.
  secondly you will need to acquire a lady friend with a mouth like an open sewer and an ability to flick her cigarette ash all over the offspring.
  thirdly, you will need what is known as a "staff", leave that to me, i know a bloke who will get you one cheap with a pedigree certificate from the kennel club(belize branch).
  hope that puts your mind at rest.

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