With the RN taxi service about to sail off into the sunset (BTW I meant
Isotrope back in #300), how about a new service that's kinder to the planet?
https://www.doverport.co.uk/about/news/new-sustainable-passenger-service-due-to-launch-in/13700/
(Seriously, I would've thought that this would mean blowing the dust off UKBF desks in Boulogne, but apparently "Border formalities will be conducted on departure and arrival by the mobile border agents – meaning passengers can go from the quaint harbour cafés at either marina and hop aboard the boat for sailing within 30 minutes" - whatever that means exactly.)
Curved ball or what?