Two men were out hunting in the forest...
They had been walking for quite a while ...when suddenly one stopped and clutching his chest fell to the ground in agony and lay still...
They other quickly called 911 (yes we are across the pond) and spoke to the operator...
-"Hi, I think my friend has had a heart attack...I think he's dead."
-"Your friend has had a heart attack? Are you sure he is dead?"
As the recording later showed at this point all was silence. Then 'BANG!'
-"Yes...I am sure he's dead."
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